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Old 2012-11-20, 17:56
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I can't believe over 100 members joined since last night. The statistic is pretty unreliable given the amount of users who are not registered, not legal, or are spam bots (it's not uncommon on most forums to get atleast 100 new members a day who are all spam bots). i would say theres a fair few hundred active forumers around, I wonder where all those other hundreds of thousands of users are.
Yep, 200, plus, minus those who come & go with some one-time questions!

But it would be crazy if even 10000 people would try to make a thread or post at one time!
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Old 2012-11-20, 19:12
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I thought this thread was going to say "... does it take to change a lightbulb???"

And then it might go something like... Oh let's see...

"3000 users to deny lightbulbs are even necessary, and clam you can get by perfectly well with natural light sources. And then 1,500 of those same users to fall over themselves fitting the all-new Propellerheads-branded lightbulbs (TM, only compatible with Propellerheads lamps)"
:-)

How about this:

Before v6.5:
"Zero - why would you even want to change the lightbulb, Reason already has all the lightbulbs you need built in!"

Post v6.5, the number may be infinite, but include the following:
One to tell you how much better the new lightbulbs are compared to the old ones,
One to remind you that you don't need to change the lightbulb because you can already do everything you need with the old lightbulbs,
One to tell you the new lightbulbs aren't as efficient as every other lightbulb,
One to tell you the new lightbulbs are grossly overpriced,
One to tell you that we don't need any more blue lightbulbs, we need red ones,
One to directly contradict want the previous person said,
One to tell you about all the new lightbulbs that might be coming out soon,
One to create a list of all the current lightbulb choices,
One to create a poll asking which new lightbulbs would you like to see,
One to create a poll asking if you're tired of polls about lightbulbs,
One to tell you you're using the lightbulb wrong,
One to remind you a poor electrician blames the lightbulb,
One to tell you that brand X lightbulbs should be allowed in Reason,
One to draw a picture of how the new lightbulb SHOULD have looked,
One to tell you why a certain feature can't be added to the current lightbulb,
One to complain about how you are punished by the current lightbulb license,
One to complain about the process of purchasing lightbulbs,
One to complain that 30 days isn't enough time to properly evaluate new lightbulbs,
One to come back and remind you that the new lightbulbs are STILL not efficient as other lightbulbs,
One to remind you that you are comparing apples to lightbulbs,
One to create a post every time there's a new lightbulb in the shop,
One to ask you to compare the new lightbulbs to the old ones,
One to point out that we still can't group lightbulbs properly,
One to post a picture they took using only Reason lightbulbs,
One to admit they haven't even tried any of the new lightbulbs and don't plan to,
One to point out that you don't actually own the lightbulb and can't re-sell it,
And one to insist that the only thing missing is the ability to send power out of Reason to external lightbulbs.


OK, that's all I got… anything I missed? ;-)
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Old 2012-11-20, 21:18
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Brilliant Selig

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OK, that's all I got… anything I missed? ;-)
That's pretty much it! Except for:

One to ask whether you need to uninstall the old bulb before installing the new one.
One to ask why you can't rewire the electricity the other way.
One who doesn't want to switch lightbulbs, instead they're going to switch doors.
One to ask for more custom lightshades.
One to ask why the lightbulb doesn't work when they only bought the house in 2010.
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Old 2012-11-20, 23:10
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yhea but admin registered in 2008 , that is strange?


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Old 2012-11-20, 23:22
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Haha, nice 1 @Selig

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Old 2012-11-20, 23:26
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:-)

How about this:

Before v6.5:
"Zero - why would you even want to change the lightbulb, Reason already has all the lightbulbs you need built in!"

Post v6.5, the number may be infinite, but include the following:
One to tell you how much better the new lightbulbs are compared to the old ones,
One to remind you that you don't need to change the lightbulb because you can already do everything you need with the old lightbulbs,
One to tell you the new lightbulbs aren't as efficient as every other lightbulb,
One to tell you the new lightbulbs are grossly overpriced,
One to tell you that we don't need any more blue lightbulbs, we need red ones,
One to directly contradict want the previous person said,
One to tell you about all the new lightbulbs that might be coming out soon,
One to create a list of all the current lightbulb choices,
One to create a poll asking which new lightbulbs would you like to see,
One to create a poll asking if you're tired of polls about lightbulbs,
One to tell you you're using the lightbulb wrong,
One to remind you a poor electrician blames the lightbulb,
One to tell you that brand X lightbulbs should be allowed in Reason,
One to draw a picture of how the new lightbulb SHOULD have looked,
One to tell you why a certain feature can't be added to the current lightbulb,
One to complain about how you are punished by the current lightbulb license,
One to complain about the process of purchasing lightbulbs,
One to complain that 30 days isn't enough time to properly evaluate new lightbulbs,
One to come back and remind you that the new lightbulbs are STILL not efficient as other lightbulbs,
One to remind you that you are comparing apples to lightbulbs,
One to create a post every time there's a new lightbulb in the shop,
One to ask you to compare the new lightbulbs to the old ones,
One to point out that we still can't group lightbulbs properly,
One to post a picture they took using only Reason lightbulbs,
One to admit they haven't even tried any of the new lightbulbs and don't plan to,
One to point out that you don't actually own the lightbulb and can't re-sell it,
And one to insist that the only thing missing is the ability to send power out of Reason to external lightbulbs.


OK, that's all I got… anything I missed? ;-)
One to come in and claim he is a true lightbulb technician, and everyone else is just a bedroom electrician, and how the new lightbulbs take up way more energy than older model florescent lightbulbs, and how one room can't possibly support 60 new lightbulbs.
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Old 2012-11-21, 04:29
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I bought a new light bulb and it won't fit in the old light fixture.
I keep getting "electricity to low to light bulb".
Where's the button to get better light out of this light bulb?
When will we get iBulb for Android?

Poll: Do you like light bulbs?
[ ] Yes.
[ ] No.
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Old 2012-11-21, 04:41
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I myself might go exclusively to Ableton if Propellerheads doesn't get rid of that DAMN USB key
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Old 2012-11-21, 04:56
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I myself might go exclusively to Ableton if Propellerheads doesn't get rid of that DAMN USB key
Might as well go now then.
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Old 2012-11-21, 09:08
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To be honest I find that damn usb key to be damn sexy, I may buy a replacement as the 'propellerhead' text has since faded. It's like an insignia, a sign, that I am part of a secret organisation of musicians who all use Reason to craft and forge their sound alchemy.
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