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George W. Bush
The White House, USA


LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for
Driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had
my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record
has been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I
refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By
joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a cheerleader.


I ran for US Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
took land using taxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil
Industry including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.


I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
smog-ridden City in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
billions In borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American

With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my
father's Appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after
losing by over 500,000 votes.


I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over
one billion dollars per week.

I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
US stock market.

I am the first president in US history to enter office with a
criminal record.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one yearperiod.

After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the
worst security failure in US history.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a US president.

In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs
and that trend continues every month.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
President in US history.

I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any
President since the advent of television.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused
to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut
in Duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
Simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I've broken more international treaties than any president in US history.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in US history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I am the first president in US history to order an unprovoked,
Preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation.
I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of US citizens, and the
world community.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
in The history of the United States government.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
Remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war
(detainees) And thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).

I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy
fraud in US history. My political party used the Enron private jets
and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the US Supreme
Court during my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating one of the biggest corporate ripoffs in history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the US the most hated country in the
world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans
(71%) View my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden
And Saddam Hussein to justice.


All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my

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